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MATREPS
Thursday, February 26, 2009
It all started with martians on mars during the year 1980. sumhow they landed on a beautiful and corrupted place called singaphura. they observed and learned from these ppl called Kassim, Mummy, daddy, Khairul, selamat and rick astley(well he then migrated to us after a short while in syonanto). the martians called for re-enforcements and within 2 mili secs nothing happened but after about 3 hrs, CHEEPABOM singapore population rose up to 3%. well martians are rare, explained why not many of us got abducted.
here is the martians report on blablablablabla(1980s)-
-Loitering arnd the area on what is now called esplanade.
-amazing amount of space between their heads and their hats.
-Talks overdramaticly and once nominated for best speech award at oscars, but unfortuantely Nathaniel marshall won.
-matreps<=monkeys
-Buys/steal/beg alot of cigarette and end up asking fr mre(tts good right? theyre dying) huahua
-school kids fashion: colored contacts, dragon inspired hair, hair color half blonde half black. jeans color half black half white and iq lvl half human half animal. minimum amnt of cane strokes 13-14. 99% boys home. (dont worry they dont understand statistics)
-Over-Shows off the slightest achievement they achieved, eg. woke up late fr sch, stole lollipops, ate pork, pierced nipple, working at mc, not working at all, memorize theyre fav song, jumpstyle, playing the chord am, kick the rubbish bins, showing off over not going to mosque or in some case temple, staying up till 2am, telling an over complicated story and in the end the story is not worth listening example: "yesterday i sat on the bus 2 aunties was talking and i was talking on the phone and the auties talk and then i stopped talking".. k i dunno where to continue after this.
-super damn loud boombox, now 2009 so they use china phones(scroll down and see my desc on it)
The martians then changed its features and downloaded evry single details from them. then they did evrything..went geylang, sit as a gang and wooed ladies, fight here fight there and blalablalala, then finally they got bored. (sad.. martians are bad at choosing names) Angelina jolie(martian id: 001001): Hey Dok wanna change back to martian and go back to mars ar? Suparman bin Batman(martian id:001011):Ape La dok why dont we stay here a lil longer. im really not doing much thinking here with my brudders. 001001: ok.
so they nvr went back to mars and stayed here forever. poor martians are easily influenced, served them right to download the whole thing. now singapore is over populated with...our fav people...... yes matreps
k tts all ! Signing off- zamir~
Random
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Hey today's not so gonna be as funny as previous posts. but i hope it puts a smile on ur face. finally im blogging, truely blogging. BLOGGING
24 oct 2008 is a very memorable day fr me.. yes a7x came to singapore. many ppl would call me gay or noob or poser or stuff., i dont care. im still a fan of them (play the guitar like syn and i declare myself a loser) ! im gonna post 1 pic only HAHA.
(what a mmorable day)
ok done abt a7x. Moving on..
My classmates are full of douche bags, retards and mainly melamines (thrs nuting wrong with tt, but too many would cause "HYPER ZOMGZZ IM A DOTA PLAYER AND I WATCH NARUTO!") i only like some of them.. brandn, kokhao and others who think they are worth to be liked, dont think highly of urself thnkew. hmm i miss my sec frens eventho we fight everyday and shout out each other father's name, i think its way cooler than ite. ITE robots are so competitive. hmm competitive in my case as in attendance, HAHA. i nvr attend class these few days. sad to say im proud of it! im a badass compared to my classmates. i dont watch Naruto, i watch bleach.! TAKE TT MFKERS. bleach pwns u all.. (ive been infected by their awsm noobness.) 96.3% of my classmates are either technosters, annur, online gamers, gays and psp addictors. well what to do.. cant change them? be them! hahaha.
heres a typical classmate of mine example: Joshua kong fu king - fav music- Dj max or any opening theme song of any anime, jonas brothers and mainstream music. fav book- men muscles and thighs. fav hangout- bowling alley, tampenis mall, lan shop, timezone(arcade). fav movie- money no enough 2,. fav console- psp. fav game- dj max. fashion- unshaved mustache, long businessman/father pants, New balance show, gay haircut, smelly rag t-shirt. Girlfrens? NONE
(did the pic myself)
well here's some pics i created
well i wished i had mre!. sorry~
Jonas brothers still ranks the gayest among all so dont change ur perspective on what i still think is the gayest.
Signing off -Zamir~
JONAS BROTHERS
Monday, February 23, 2009
Yeap today's topic im gonna cover is! Jonas bothers yeap Jonas bothers.. yea no spelling error to that. im not kidding the spelling is correct. well whatever, i spell it my way.. ok la ok la thrs abit mistake but im sure im 99% correct.
back to the topic, as you all know jonas brothers consist of 15 mmbrs, 3 of them are only popular.
Joe jonas ( vocalist )- Cap'n of the group and cap'n of orgasma
(orgasma mode)
(drama queen)
the only thing was that their cute and they "rock"(pw1nsess joejoe9191's fav word to describe the jonas). They have NO talent whatsoever.
Jonas brother fans always say that but guess what...LOOK HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH TALENT.
Nick Jonas ( rhytmist ) - asst cap'n and easily gets orgasmiclish(in other world ticklish. he has diabetes, another explanation).
(his afro is protecting his soft skull. so pointless)
(BOO! dont lie you just crapped ur pants! )
(yes jew fro)
Jonas Brothers? I guess you have to be a preteen to know what the ruckus is all about. Saw them on television for the first time last week and they do suck from a musical standpoint. Little girls(preteens) and Michael Jackson would be the only ones I can see that would enjoy them.
Kevin Jonas - alil bit of orgasm but not so much compared to joe, nick canon n nick(guy who runs arnd with something he calls a guitar, which infact is made from china)
(poor kitty! next? little girls right on micheal jonas! i mean kevin jonas)
(oo i can play the guitar lalalalala)
“What the fuck is a fucking "scale"?”
" all i do is power chords"
" i should just play and bob daniels will cover up any of my mistakes"
Bob daniels is infact their music producer, drummer, guitarist, songwriter and evrythin else we nvr got to know (use your imagination)
Hannah montanna is infact Miley cyrus ( sorry kids to crush your dreams =( )
Urban Dictionary
Jonas Brothers-
A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)
That kid is such a jonas brothers because he thinks he knows what real music is.
heres a damn complicated pie chart for jonas brothers fan club.
if it aint tt complicated, then your not a jonas brothers fan club hot mmbr.
k guys lets sing! Now im speechless over the edge and im burnin up with you baby! you're the voice inside my head the reason why im singing , dont wanna second chance its the bottom line line its true.
1st line states tt joe jonas is going over the edge when he release the song love bug, after that he's burning baby (another sign of Micheal Jackson syndrome) then he hears a voice inside his head tts giving him a second chance which he doesnt want and its the bottom line its true. tts all
the only disney chnl star i love! (wait i think shes calling me, nvm. )
thanks yew. (all spelling errors are intentional \m/)
Signing off Zamir~
China phones
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Technical Details
Dimensions (H x W x D)
- 108 x 53 x 21 mm
Weight (w/standard battery)
- 126 g
Design
- Inspired by their genius
Antenna Type
- Internal which doesnt work at all
Technology
- Copy pasted evrything from evrywhere
Data
- GPRS which you know will nvr work,
Battery Type
- Li-Ion, 970 mAh which be will given 2, and both will spoil in a matter of days
Talk Time
- Up to 4 hours with maximum noise distraction
Standby Time
- Up to 240 hours, after that you will have to send it for repair, the motherboard is cooked
Built-In Digital Camera
- 2 megapixel camera with 20x digital zoom, ultra noob technology certified
Video Recorder
- Yes but you will have a hard time finding it, cause we only speak chinese and nothing else..
Infrared
- sumtimes
Bluetooth
- Yes, just wait about 2 hrs for 1000kb file
External Memory
- RS-MMC slot 2gb, which is only abt 1gb and yea it will spoil !
Predictive Text Input
- T9 with 99% chinese
Messaging
- SMS, MMS, Email all of which you wont understand
Java™ Technology
- Yes, again you wont understand
Wireless Web Browsing
- WAP 2.0 + super slow modem!
Handsfree Speaker
- Sometimes will work
Phone Book Capacity
- not much!
Vibrating Alert
- Yes, super strong.. i guess china man are super horny!
Voice-Activated Dialing
- Yes, it will take you abt 2 weeks b4 you fully understand
Ring Tones
- True tones, Truly annoying
Display Type
- TFT, 176x208 pixels, 262K colors
Organizer
- Yes, very unorganized
Synchronization Software
- SyncML, software is in chinese.
Games
- Included , horrible and undownloadable!
Touch pad - Horribly done, super unconvenient and will not work after 1 month
Dual sim- Contains melamine
JOKE!
Signing off - Zamir~
1990's-2000's era cartoons
I was born during tt era and boy......all i can tell you is tt, i couldnt rmb much =.= HAHA. but the most memorable thing was TV shows and cartoons! and i could rmb my hand got stuck on a lift and i could see my bone =) .. ok back to the topic..here are some u might rmb and some of my fav. =)
-The PowerPuff Girls -___- (hey at least im being honest) 1998-2005.
(aww pillow fight!) (somebody is gonna get hurt real bad)
i saw ppg anime ver. it looks pretty neat. WTF! i still watch ppg =.=
-Barney (1992-Present) what!!! still ongoing??!! he's mind controlling nvr stops.
(haha he's gonna drown)
Mind controlling when u werent realizing it-
Hey arnold! 1996-2004 gr8 cartoon !
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 1993-1995 im sure most of you can relate to this.. now the power rangers are all crap. good times =). (when i think of powah ranger, i think about my genius failure during the past. i was abt 5-6yrs old tt time. and was hungry, saw the hot cup of tea, so i decided to take the controller and dip it in. then i stared at the controller! i called mom. then..outrage burst mode! HAHA good times)
very funny. awkward at times tho.
well i cant think of mre since i had bad mmry. i hope i covered up the good ones. =)
thrs sumting i need to show you guys.. but its not for the faint hearted.. its abt speed cooking by chinese. here goes sry guys i jus need to share.
Thank you
Signing off- Zamir~
Name googling
Saturday, February 21, 2009
-GOOGLE YOUR NAME-
My name is zamir so... here goes. i googled my name and click under image. and guess what i found? different version of me ! (Warning: may cause unneccessary stomach pain when laughing. make sure that your not drinking or eating, it may cause choking and im not responsible. make sure you empty your tank b4 watching, else ur pants is gonna get wet. ok ENJOY!!)
CLICK ON THE PIC TO ENLARGE IT! Terrorist Zamir-
PhsycoPath Zamir-
i think if im gonna be a musician ill guess it something similar to this- Musician Zamir-
Economic Downturn affected Zamir-
(yea.. he looks happy in the pic) (poor thing =( )
Fake PhD cert Zamir
( you know hes gonna sell your kidney, when u have an appointment)
Stoner Zamir
Jewish Zamir-
Overconfident Zamir-
(but deep inside you know he's gonna blow you up.)
Groom Zamir-
LOL!!
Ok done!!! most of the zamir i found looked like terrorist. funny as hell.. google your name!
Signing off- Zamir~
NATHANIEL MARSHALL is super gay
-NATHANIEL MARSHALL=TATIANA-
As you guys should have known by now ... this gay guy is frm american idol... yup.. american idol. (click to enlarge)
Nope tts not him.. i googled his name and this dude appeared.
the real nathaniel
(gay-core)
The reason why im flaming him so much is tt. basically he's a gay (i donno bout u but i hate gays)... tts all smile.. dont like me? X BUTTON BAYBEH. i really hate drama queens on american idols.. makes me wanna puke.
Kolean aunty going clazy, cause she missed her flight!!!
ok... This lady needs to take medicine,therapy,tranquilized+ she needs to calm down its only a flight she missed.. the world is not gnna end or what seyy.. i agree the ticket prices are high but wtf seriously the reaction part was unnecessary . the economic downturn is seriously very contagious. heres the link... CLICK ME . \m/
-Not so LOL-
UGH!! i cant believe this bastard lost his virgin when he was 13 yrs old. which makes me a total loser !!=.=
""A 13-year-old boy in the UK has become a father, with his 15-year-old girlfriend giving birth to a girl. !!!!!!!!!"""
pics- Alfie Patten (lucky bastard, as usual click on it to enlarge)
alfie with Chantelle Steadman with the dude. LOL
ok i hate posting this ...
Signing off- Zamir~
Freaky fridays/ Idol time
Friday, February 20, 2009
-FREAKY FRIDAY-
Guess what! i overoverslept. 12nn was the time when i realised the sun was up =.= haha!. hmm i guess ill receive a warning letter soon from the school.
-IDOL TIME-
anyone thinks tatiana from American idol annoying ? jamar, danny's best friend should replace her!.(click on the picture to have a closer look, tytytytytyyt)
Idols i hate this yr- #Tatiana#. (super annoying + a mediocre vocalist)
#Kristen McNamara# (not an idol material, not inspiring + cries alot and her voice doesnt catch my attention)
#Nathaniel Marshall# (cries alot + looks like a gay,i know he have family probs but doesnt evrybody else too? and he's voice sounded simple and boring)
Here's my fav for this yr- #Danny Gokey# (awsome vocalist + a very humble man. very2 idol material)
I love guns n' roses/a7x/buckethead, music, guitars and happiness(who doesnt). abt me? well.. its reflected on the "blog" judge me by my stories..
i dont have to tell you who i am ryte?
Diamonds = about me, Clubs = Blog, Hearts = Tagboard and some crap, Spade = links My blog has alot of random stuff, check it out =)
add me to ur favs =)
Current music ~
Superhuman - Buckethead
Population override- Buckethead
I love my parents- Buckethead
The buckethead ur listening to is the sentimental side of him. 75% of the time he's crazy