Yeap today's topic im gonna cover is! Jonas bothers yeap Jonas bothers.. yea no spelling error to that. im not kidding the spelling is correct. well whatever, i spell it my way.. ok la ok la thrs abit mistake but im sure im 99% correct.
back to the topic, as you all know jonas brothers consist of 15 mmbrs, 3 of them are only popular.
Joe jonas ( vocalist )- Cap'n of the group and cap'n of orgasma
(orgasma mode)
(drama queen)
the only thing was that their cute and they "rock"(pw1nsess joejoe9191's fav word to describe the jonas). They have NO talent whatsoever.
Jonas brother fans always say that but guess what...LOOK HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH TALENT.
Nick Jonas ( rhytmist ) - asst cap'n and easily gets orgasmiclish(in other world ticklish. he has diabetes, another explanation).
(his afro is protecting his soft skull. so pointless)
(BOO! dont lie you just crapped ur pants! )
(yes jew fro)
Jonas Brothers? I guess you have to be a preteen to know what the ruckus is all about. Saw them on television for the first time last week and they do suck from a musical standpoint. Little girls(preteens) and Michael Jackson would be the only ones I can see that would enjoy them.
Kevin Jonas - alil bit of orgasm but not so much compared to joe, nick canon n nick(guy who runs arnd with something he calls a guitar, which infact is made from china)
(poor kitty! next? little girls right on micheal jonas! i mean kevin jonas)
(oo i can play the guitar lalalalala)
“What the fuck is a fucking "scale"?”
" all i do is power chords"
" i should just play and bob daniels will cover up any of my mistakes"
Bob daniels is infact their music producer, drummer, guitarist, songwriter and evrythin else we nvr got to know (use your imagination)
Hannah montanna is infact Miley cyrus ( sorry kids to crush your dreams =( )
Urban Dictionary
Jonas Brothers-
A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)
That kid is such a jonas brothers because he thinks he knows what real music is.
heres a damn complicated pie chart for jonas brothers fan club.
if it aint tt complicated, then your not a jonas brothers fan club hot mmbr.
k guys lets sing!
Now im speechless over the edge and im burnin up with you baby!
you're the voice inside my head the reason why im singing , dont wanna second chance its the bottom line line its true.
1st line states tt joe jonas is going over the edge when he release the song love bug, after that he's burning baby (another sign of Micheal Jackson syndrome) then he hears a voice inside his head tts giving him a second chance which he doesnt want and its the bottom line its true. tts all
the only disney chnl star i love! (wait i think shes calling me, nvm. )
thanks yew.
(all spelling errors are intentional \m/)
Signing off Zamir~
