It all started with martians on mars during the year 1980. sumhow they landed on a beautiful and corrupted place called singaphura. they observed and learned from these ppl called Kassim, Mummy, daddy, Khairul, selamat and rick astley(well he then migrated to us after a short while in syonanto). the martians called for re-enforcements and within 2 mili secs nothing happened but after about 3 hrs, CHEEPABOM singapore population rose up to 3%. well martians are rare, explained why not many of us got abducted.
here is the martians report on blablablablabla(1980s)-
-Loitering arnd the area on what is now called esplanade.
-amazing amount of space between their heads and their hats.
-3 or mre girlfriends + alot of imagination
-Super skinny spandex with supercheap convelse (converse alternates fr unfortunate ppl)
-Talks overdramaticly and once nominated for best speech award at oscars, but unfortuantely
Nathaniel marshall won.
-matreps<=monkeys
-Buys/steal/beg alot of cigarette and end up asking fr mre(tts good right? theyre dying) huahua
-school kids fashion: colored contacts, dragon inspired hair, hair color half blonde half black. jeans color half black half white and iq lvl half human half animal. minimum amnt of cane strokes 13-14. 99% boys home. (dont worry they dont understand statistics)
-Over-Shows off the slightest achievement they achieved, eg. woke up late fr sch, stole lollipops, ate pork, pierced nipple, working at mc, not working at all, memorize theyre fav song, jumpstyle, playing the chord am, kick the rubbish bins, showing off over not going to mosque or in some case temple, staying up till 2am, telling an over complicated story and in the end the story is not worth listening example: "yesterday i sat on the bus 2 aunties was talking and i was talking on the phone and the auties talk and then i stopped talking".. k i dunno where to continue after this.
-super damn loud boombox, now 2009 so they use china phones(scroll down and see my desc on it)
The martians then changed its features and downloaded evry single details from them. then they did evrything..went geylang, sit as a gang and wooed ladies, fight here fight there and blalablalala, then finally they got bored.
(sad.. martians are bad at choosing names)
Angelina jolie(martian id: 001001): Hey Dok wanna change back to martian and go back to mars ar?
Suparman bin Batman(martian id:001011):Ape La dok why dont we stay here a lil longer. im really not doing much thinking here with my brudders.
001001: ok.
so they nvr went back to mars and stayed here forever. poor martians are easily influenced, served them right to download the whole thing. now singapore is over populated with...our fav people...... yes matreps
k tts all !
Signing off- zamir~
