-SYAIFOOL-(wonder who he is? read previous post 1st)
Ever wonder why syaifoul's voice is damn loud? here are some theory given/heard.
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during his childhood he swallowed a mic"- Audadi
"i think its due to his sudden shock he received at any random time. then the foul bad smell from his stomach rose and acidify his throat to unleash what we call "Megaphone syndrome"-Einstein
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too much red bull?"- Some Jewish
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his favorite dance was jumpstyle, and his favorite genre was techno. yea.... even tho tt didnt prove anything abt his "damn loud voice", i still wanna emphasis that part."-James blunt
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never had ANY girlfriend"- Hitler
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constantly joining NDP, Chingay every year and alot mre we nvr got to know"- Ozzy Osbourne
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he doesnt eat CHICKEN, i swear"-Hannah montana
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he doesnt have any similar features as a normal human being... which concludes tt he is an alien.. normal human doesnt have loud voice like he does + he jerks alot!"- Miley cyrus
we interviewed with joe jonas and he kept making orgasm sounds and it was annoying as hell. so we interviewed Audadi.. unfortunately she cant hear us.. she held a cardboard, which states- saifool made me deaf... (hmm i wonder what happened to those ppl who sat beside him during esplanade, lets jus pray for them ok?.)
saifool's dictionary unorganised edition:
f*** Bpk mak Chi*** F**8 Kepala(head) But* kan*** makkau + a whole lot mre which isnt at this edition cause the content is too exclipt.(evrything usually in caps)
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i think he's an emo, tt why he swears alot"- Syafiq
smile!
Signing off- Zamir~
