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why? how? what?
Monday, March 23, 2009
ill ask the qns and i answer them. so dont worry and dont think much.
why when obama makes a retard joke and evrybody get so worked up? coz the world is full of unsuccessful "debaters". who doesnt accept humor into their pea brains. okok whatever hes the president. but wtf why so worked up? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE0yAEvVsUo
why does chriscrocker becoming mre like a female? seriously my eyes opened up really wide. only god knows
why does nicole wear punjabi dress on her new music video "jai ho"? coz shes smokin hot ^^
why is danny gokey better than or equals to adam lambert? judge it urself. any gokey fans here? personally i think gokey has gr8 vocals and will own lambert any time. adam lambert has black nail polish. well.. hes a ladies guy. danny gokey = super nice humble dude. so anyone wanna kill tatiyana =l
why does "fail blog" sucks? coz of the new introEvil voice= FAIL BLOHGHHGman after falling and struck by lightning with a high pitched voice = .orgwasted 20 secs including the extra replay.
why does chinese in singaporeans get jobs easily than us? qualification lvl? color? biased? its up to them. its either they are corrupted or living the high life. well to extend their manhood they replace it with a dildo.
why can sumbody be soo paranoid and senstive? well... retards. I MADE A RETARD JOKE?! im gonna be soo dead. well take to heart and ur exactly what i want u to be. MY test samples. freakouts!
how to react to suspiciously looking racist person?' contact chuck norris.
do i sound racist? yea pretty much
how to differentiate a racist and a non-racist? u cant thrs racism in evryone of us. dont deny
how to change a person? tell him the truth even when his make up doesnt look good. he/she will change truth my frens truth.
what is the fastest time for eating a raw onion? 1 min 29 seconds. he looked like a hobo to me. well done hobo! even i couldnt achieve sumting spectacular like this hobo, a world record. =( hobohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Foty1pMHI4
what is my fav chnl in youtube? its between smosh, reckless tortuga and kevjumba + Angry video game nerd links are beeelow
why is lindsay lohan super thin? HEY?!!! im not ur answering guru mother ucka(im the one talking.. im still talking to myself)
why?
please if its too fast can we trade? haha
how stupid someone can be?
Hhaha~
why i couldnt stop laughing?
omg!! i challenge u look at the last pic fr a min and i bow down to u.
------------------ Brandon took pics when it was during sunset. and it was frking amazing
thnx fr the pic bro!!!
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Metro station vocalist = Trace CYRUS Hannah montanna without the wig = Miley CYRUS
lol trace and miley are like super opposite. trace is a half-brother to miley. sumting happened sumwhere.
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so holidays so far? nothing much.. i wanna exercise....napfa test is after the holidays =l. haha !? always staying up late chatting. u know.. aft 12am is always business time. yea time to get it on babeh. well in another words i meant jus chat, tts my defenition of business time babeh. *raise eyebrows*. hahahahahaa. kk now change my lifestyle i wanna be fit!!!! (lol tt mindset can change anytime)
im boredd. she rarely online during the weekends =(
well most of u should know him alrdy. its jus a reminder of his awesome-ness.
- mre n mre China sales person eliwhere.
wtf -_- its damn annoying.. i was at 7/11 just now and i told him the chili sauce needs to be refilled.
he then said. lun understand. with a fuck face. i looked at him ..... he looked at me back. so i paid fr the item i bought. LOL tt is what he want. he works at 7/11 fr a year now, and he still got the stupid trainee tag on his pocket.
pity him, well what to do mre melamine in singapore, mre conjested traffic.!!!
the mre annoying part was. few days back i went to the airport doing pretty much nuting and i ordered a double cheese and i said having here. she asked again eatink here? yes having here. she asked me again. WTF im a singaporean i can let it go but its freaking CHANGI AIRPORT. one of the world best airport if im not wrong. what if a tourist ordered? the 1st impression of a singaporean is tt, alot of singaporeans here are bad with their english. so they learned sign language instead.
i suggest they put an extra tag below their name.
"sorry my english bad and i belong to china, dont worry our food is not live cooked, except for the fries, its made frm china imported squids."
bold it! what a long tag !
("chenk" u)
pei xiang recent blog has a pic of them misspelling. links is on my links click it to get linked.
its not tt im a racist but... theyre jus too much in sg... i really dont know what to say!
I learned frm him alot. his dirty jokes are super funny and his content too. so if u guys are wondering why i am so ~~~~~~rmb tt this guy taught me well. -
i was out one day. jus loitering arnd with a blank mind ..... and i see this girl. dressed in super tight clothes with super over fake boobs. i couldnt stop staring. i then nudged my fren to check her out. str8 away he identified tt "girl" as a tranny. OMG i couldnt believe what i saw. she was super fugly(k i stop using she) and i didnt fr once think of tt possibility he was a tranny, im a noob!. i felt my hair rising when tt "dude" looked at me. i felt super disgusted
marty looking gr8 alright all dolled up.
Super gay voice= ooh i nvr felt like this in my whole life. its so gr8 ! i love u all muacks. im gonna do an implant next~ wanna try it?
Its really hard to differentiate these types of stuff. and why the hell they exist? god knows and maybe its a test? or maybe they just dont like anything external hanging out. hahahaha my bad. sorreee. Exams tmr, arif asked me to blog.
What are ur top fear list?? heres my top 5. (ive really considered to this alot, whether to blog it or not, cuz it sounds like im a pussy admitting it!)
1. Cockroach
i cant believe some asian ppl eat those crap. ugh disgusting (which leads back to the face, scroll up) . in my hse its crawling evrwhere. go away bitches dont disturb me!!!! =S
2. Bus jams. (its a hate fear thing)
some singaporeans are really impatient. the radio should not waste time arnd 7am-9am announcing where the jam is. wtf its everywher~.
(example) Flying dutchmen= gd morning evrybody gues what?!!! glen= what?!!! flying dutchmen= the traffic is jam evrywhere glen=NO FREAKing WAY, it jams evryday! Flying dutchmen= YEAH I KNOW?! glen= but were getting paid so lets get over with this. Flying Dutchmen= I KNOW?!! glen= too much coffee?
yea i think so..
lucky no.3
criticism/insults =l
no.4 gaymen. haha this should be no.1
looking at another man turns u on? tts sick (which leads back to the disgusted face)
no.5 Dolls =l theyre super scarey. the eyes keep staring at you, then they appear in ur dreams telling you to jump down!. i know super scary. scariest part ? waking up feeling warm and wet. yea i know its tt scary.
SATANS!!!
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whats wrong with miley cyrus? performing and inspiring little kids (mre like hypnotizing) then post on the internet of herself bare naked or trying to be bare naked making weird faces. how stupid is this? her voice sounds like an overgrown women with an annoying accent. her stupid whore-down dance is seriously stupid, and the choreographer is a black man.. personally ive nvr seen a black guy doing the hoedown. i guess he moved on frm hood life.
miley cyrus is in every cereal packages or any made in china bottles. its super annoying~ anyone wanna assainate her? lets interrogate her and ask her where she kept her wig. tt would be easy coz shes stupid!
i think shes another lip sync er. jus like britney ! oh please dont let me start with her. old hag, i bet shes a tranny too..
Miley spotted in a hotel lobby on the way to her room.
tts her alright, forgetting to put make up.
ok tts all
Signing off -`Zamir~
ugh...
Monday, March 16, 2009
wtf is all i can say
she is a psychopath who thinks highly of herself. she thinks private student is the same as poly student and ite student is below them. doesnt mean u pay 2000 a yr like poly students make u one of them. reason fr joining private sch? failed n lvl maths. u scold my father n u called me "anak sundal" (i have no idea what i meant but i think its super insulting).
and then u cry like a baby and said sorry. how the fuck is sumone gonna frgiv these types of crap. im gonna ignore this girl. she kept saying i love u. in the end we nvr met. she said it was raining.........
ok~ nvm now back to my norm life. back to blogging~~~~~, whee. stupid thing like these will nvr deprive me to do what i love. i hope hussien and abdullah rape her after washing and sweeping my block.
okayttsall
Zamir~
desperation at its max
Sunday, March 15, 2009
omg this is random~ if its too exclipt im sorry. but too funny not to post. dont be sensitive ok =). big x button if u think im obscene. for those who wanna see. click on it to enlarge.
woah brandon said IT fair had alot of hot girls. unbelievable. and he said it was packed as hell. coz alot of ppl are going hell so tts why its the same. LOL jkjking.
hmm recession in sg doesnt show itself during the it fair. but still its helping the market to build up ... WHO CARESS. - dont u guys hate when hackers enter ur frens msn and try to seduce u with.
crazy_sotong - see me live right now.
http://"email add of sumone".webcamz-live.com/livecams.php
hackers are really creative at times!
hey crazy sotong im feeling horny tonight. click on the link im starting my webcam soon. really gave me false hope. =( i clicked once as i was curious (tt was like 14-15). hell =.= nothing thr. made me feel turn on fr nuting. orgasma fr nothing. i feel wasted. ANGRY MOUDE
make sure u guys dont fall fr the trap. if u did fell fr such a common stupid hacks. make a new account if ur too lazy to reformat. it will slow ur comp down if u dont re-format -- youtubing and i learned hw to control my diaphagrm. lol still trying my best. i wanna learn hw and improve myself as a musician. superhard wanna get high notesss. im a horrible vocalist~. ill try my best and stop thinking negative. guitaring is way easier. but still i wanna learn hw to do it . -- sat at hme today fr the 1st time the whole day. super 1st time in like yrs. did alot of things. covered a song.. blog.... talked to a girl =l. (did alot of things meh?)
ok this girl is super desperate to have a boyfren. i know her frm my friend and i talked to her. so now .. i dont know her at all...... shes 17 and acts like...( judge fr urself)
friday afternoon. (on msn) me: hey dont be so emo. ur ex boyfrens are stupid laaa. (trying to be dtr phil. i was trying to comfort her. which was my biggest regret.) she: hey u made me happy. me: ok . she: take my no. me: ok. she: send me a msg leave ur name too me:ok.
5 mins later she called me. i was like WTF. (rmb i knew her like mins ago)
the story doesnt stop thr... my voice went damn soft. i was super shy :B.
(on the phone) me: umm why did u call me? (super stammered thruout) she: dunno me:ok... she: hey, u used "u i u i"(in malay if u use "i " and "you" its considered romantic) me: uh....... i was speaking english. she:oh nvm laa me: ok now what. she: i love you babeh. me: huh? she:i love you babeh, me: ok... she: say it to me me: blublehbabehlolholobueh she: uh?? me: nothing. k nw what? she: wanna meet on monday? me: so fast? u said u love me and u wanna meet me? so fast? she: eleh, wanna know each other la. me: im nt handsome she: nvm la handsome not handsome nvm. (sensing some micheal jacksoning going on!) me:ok.... she:ok la lets meet la me: i nvr say anything she: ur cute and funny (wtf thruout the convo my reply was 1 word + some str8 forwards answers, hws tt funny and cute.) me:ok but i dont even know u she (sad): ur avoiding me. (in malay shes calling me sombong) me: ughhghhg (stammerizationing) she:sombong x10 me: ok... she: bye arrrr.
5 mins later.. she:meet eh? me: ok la what ever u want la
saturday. called again. she said hi i said hi. typically she brags abt her beauty. asked me to go out and meet her and den all the way huge pause. money waste fk child.
advice : danial told me to meet her. audadi told me not to meet her. scared shes a kidnaper or whatever.
im clueless =l shes desperate or she really liked me? 2 days only seyy. im super confused.. im not use to all these crap. shes like a half rapist half child molester. i dont know but sumting abt her creeps me out.
POPULATION OVERRIDE (teddy bear music player)REALLY MADE ME BOOGIE ON THE DANCE FLOOR. i wanna sleep its 3 am wtf.. ok bye signing off Zamir ~
Greenridge sec
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I rmbed my secondary sch like it was yesterday. the vision in my head looked like this.
2004 was the year. i entered the school with enthu, knowing im gonna get fucked up thruout the 4 yrs.
(LOL IM BONERless THOSE DAYS!!)
ok sorry abt tt. ~.
so had to choose a cca. cca stands fr cashew chickens astronaut ( yea lame, just like hw lame it is when u dont acheive anything at the end of 4 yrs.) im a tech student so we end up at recycling center ( were still available but nobody wants us, tts how it works in the recycling center,)
rmbed chui?
nope tts not him
not him again
alot of similarities but still WRONG.
i cant find a chui pic. coz the stupid website is taking alot of time loading. typical, they will spend money on stupid stuff instead of the students walfare.
well chui had a vision fr the whole school to dance to his strong vocals during cny concerts and to maintain tip top discipline lvl. announcing tt " Greenridge is a quhualyteee(i know i had hard time pronouncing it) school."
waking up everyday he forgets tt the school is called Grss. and live life normally. but when a huge truckload of reality strikes him. he's face gets tensed and u can see sweat all over. including almost bald head of his. i still think chui uses moisturizer to maintain his skin. he got good chinese skin, tanned. ok tts gay.
Tugginmypuddha really looks like him
GRSS had a vision but the text was damn long. and nobody cares. who cr8ted these stuff anyways? they think vision mission and crap makes the school mre Grand. horrible arrrrrrr!~~!~!!@!!@! fking retard.
NO TALKING IN THE HALL!!. placing all the students in a tightly squeezed space and expect us not to talk.?! super stuffy.
NCC!!! -.- wasted my time, ran like dogs, smelled like dogs and barked like dogs. classes are having lsns and were practicing shouting. i think tts pure genius, since the class is boring we are able to wake some students up. ncc is bullshyt. MAKE UP UR MIND BLOODY HELL!!! hatest line ever.
- facilities are just gr8. broken toilet doors are my fav.
crap i cant continue. grss is horrible to the core. the new school looks gr8. but what no soccer court? so much fr the "sports building". we grad too early and didnt got the taste of the new school. but still air-con classrooms were gr8
the damn rules are too strict. i love ite right now, and looking back those days made me think grss sucks MOAR.
to grss
anyways grss students are gr8. comes in different shapes and sizes. ok what a pathetic post. hahaha just wasting my/ur time hohohhohohohh.
dont take care fr nw. signing off zamir
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Went to sch, played psp during breaks, learned 3 new chinese words, combed my hair, msg 3 ppl today, rained and got wet, forget to bring textbooks to sch, slept during lsn, played soccer during pe.
SERIOUSly WTF?!
That kind of superboring "text" is fr ur msn display msg or whatever. nobdy's gonna read ur blog , c-riusly hw does the reader feels when reading ur pathetic blog? they feel wasted, they want to retrieve the time they spent reading ur blog. but no they can't its impossible!
these ppl are labeled as= doesntthinkmuchatallnigger
This will make u laugh till ur lungs stop working. --------------- Ok... trying to post something abt my life but clueless what to write abt. im improvising by the 2nd- ( u know who u are, maybe u get to know me mre?)
I love reading katy perry's blog. not many artist spends time sharing with their fans abt their personal life.
damn shes funny as hell- " can i say how u guys fking doing instead of freaking" her face reaction are damn priceless. her blog link are on my links.
woah-oe danial cr8ted a song! its damn pleasing to hear fr me. dnnt know abt u guys. but after we done arranging, maybe ill post it? but its super nicee. needs a lil distortion here and thr and tt songs should be epic!
i wanna go back to jamming, cr8ting songs and performing but its impossible with so many things going on and alot of time being wasted on "family commitments" FK TT.
this occurs when ur parents think what ur doing isnt profitable or whatsoever. they said i would just waste my time with it. YES GENIUSES i would waste mre time hearing ur depriving thoughts either. so why not u guys let me do what i do and we all can be happy =).
I headsensitive person. cant take a joke? get out of the kitchen! i know the way i speak will burn ur blood. but 75% of time im telling the truth, u cant change? i cant either =). 25% of the time? i want u to fk off muaahahah. ur irritating and super sensitive. marinate urself with colgate sensitive will u? and then come talking to me with a solid wall tt will withstand my superdrunk talk (i dont drink, its just an expression. im a good guy just tt i have alot of evil ideas.)
an idea when its raining heavily and you dont want to get sick. - go arnd ppl houses and grab an umbrella when its hanging outside. make sure u run fr ur life when u grab hold of it.
an idea when talking to a sensitive person. - ignore an idea if u have no mre ideas. - take a dump
ok tts all. i know im super frustrated with alot of ppl. i need to manage my anger but with alot of hairshole arnd me, its super hard.
i need to thank you guys fr withstanding me. it means alot =). and thanks fr reading my blog!
As usual spelling errors are intentional. or isit? Signing off -Zamir~~
u guys love (de)motivational posters?
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
super random =) (usually i would click on it to enlarge it )
impossible....crap
Y-ello!
This is sumthing i want to eat and puke and choke and puke then give the dogs to eat and repeat the process over n over. and if i have diarrhea, ill aim it on tt thing!
the epic crap is called the petaminx. Peta = 1000 to the power of 5
basically its like rubix cube . i take back my words. its not like a rubix. it is something tt screws ur brain and leave it permanent and if u woke up frm ur coma trying to solve it, it happens again.
which ever genius invented this is seriously not gonna be investing much. unless someone comes out with a 1000 page manual, i think some other geniuses would buy (desperate ppl trying to impress the world by posting on the youtube.)
fr me the rubix cube is alrdy a waste timer, crap sucker, noob buster,cheese crater. so the petaminx is a waste timer, crap sucker, noob buster,cheese crater + jew hater.
ZAMIR ANGRY MOUDE ?@!?@!?@?!@
( he does look like 50 cent. or maybe akon~? )
damn sumbody brushes chimpo's teeth ! jealous.
JUST DANCE~ haha this post is getting monkey-er by the second.
anyways tts all.
Signing off -Zamir~
Guitar hero
Hey guys.. ~
heard of the game guitar hero?
its damn impossible to advance unless ur wasting your time practising. u can play easy if u have nvr played the guitar b4 (by playing guitar i mean really playing the guitar.). bcus ur pinky needs to work for other lvls. ive tried hard and dare not get close expert, the notes are coming at u like waterfalls during solos. during the verse part, the riffs are damn hard and u can feel the strain on ur whole hand and in some case ur whole arm.
haha pics taken frm "Your scene sucks" visit it and decide what category u belong to.
anyways back to geeta hero. im sure sumone who looks this guy would love some guitar heroing. no gf whatsoever. ppl like him also needs his mmnt of pride n joy alone jumping on his bed wearing nothing but socks. its only an example chill.
a typical guitar hero controller looks like this-
Now all the 12 yr old kids knows what a gibson guitar is and thinks its the best guitar ever. it didnt work tt way 5 yrs ago when this wasnt invented by some genius recently. when i was 12 i used to steal things, watch pokemon and play wwe card games (trains the mind way better than numbskull game). i think kids nowadays are just corrupted n spoilt playing plastic controller tapping colored buttons singing off tune to the song Before i forget-Slipknot (fkin brutal song fr kids). somebody alter guitar hero so tt kids are viewing mario brothers instead of sitar hero. maybe they can wear a special 3d glasses by jonas brothers with extra features in it?
jun xiang= " i completed through fire and flames on easy. YATA"
wtf during my childhood days all we talked abt was tv shows. i nvr listened to rock music those days coz it was condemned by parents saying rock is satan and bla bla bla.
adding slash on the game?! HAHA tts why im into guitar hero! coz thrs SLASH. well hearing tt guitar hero is overrated so much that it makes me hate it.
the songs are awesome tho another reason why im into it. ive never heard of Eric Johnson's songs and was blown away by the song cliffs of dover.
nice way to expand ur genre, by listening to guitar hero songs. HAHA nothing wrong with it, i jus like to laugh! (sensing some sarcasm ?)
it like a love n hate thing fr me. but if thrs guitar hero jonas brothers edition. then they've gone too far!. btw i love hw guitar hero world tour includes hayley as special guests IN 3D. \m/ awsm.
anyways i wanna start a paramore tribute band! lol i know.. out of nowhere. coz the guitaring is easy in a way. any super nice vocals lady wanna join? not rushing tho =).
take care ^^
Signing off -Zamir~
TKK
Monday, March 9, 2009
Sofa king Hilarious dude.
tan kah kiat, he's the type of guy u wanna beat up badly but will eventually think twice . then after sometimes he will annoy u again which leads to some minor beating up. he's the type of guy who usually gives a damn abt NS, Class chairman, area cleaning slots(he does it all the time)and class events .usually he hangs out with girls trying to peek their skirts but will make a joke out of it so tt the girls will not hurt him(nice one). once he tried to stop a fight but it failed, tts hw a loser he is. he's a passionate kid and does what ever his mother told him to do. very nice kid but wrong way of expressing himself.
Fav quotes= "mother father happy new year" "shut chio mouth" "lame" "i tell my mother ar" *donkey laugh* (seriously guys make him laugh and see his face)
tkk favourite sport is bowling. its his passion. and nobody is mre passionate than he is. here is his own msn pm quote : Kah Kiat Kah Kiat. His the best. No one could do it but he can. Go Kah Kiat!!! Power Players FTW!!!!!.
pics- ( heres him.... and the pic i drew. thnx brandon fr saving it. =))
when theres nothing to do, tkk does his bowling motion to show off to the " who cares" classroom ( i wonder hw he feels inside)
recent ver. of him slightly bald and still nvr changes tt attitude. he looked like one of the x men throwing metal balls, which for him is known as a bowling ball.
looking pretty bad ass lately?
Serving singapore with pride. we the citizen on singapore. if he gets an olympic medal in bowling i swear to god ill shave bald.
HAAHAHA. k finish. tkk fkin hilarious ~
anyways today rain was even worse than nathenial marshall crying.
i had to board the bus and there was a gap, tt gap was the only spot was raining . and then a chinese man with a huge heart sheltered me with his umbrella without hesitation. impressed seyy. rarely i could see any singaporean doing any good to each other. tt made my day.
anyways wanna see my older posts? Its on the left side . babeh
I love guns n' roses/a7x/buckethead, music, guitars and happiness(who doesnt). abt me? well.. its reflected on the "blog" judge me by my stories..
i dont have to tell you who i am ryte?
Diamonds = about me, Clubs = Blog, Hearts = Tagboard and some crap, Spade = links My blog has alot of random stuff, check it out =)
add me to ur favs =)
Current music ~
Superhuman - Buckethead
Population override- Buckethead
I love my parents- Buckethead
The buckethead ur listening to is the sentimental side of him. 75% of the time he's crazy
i felt my hair rising when tt "dude" looked at me. i felt super disgusted
the vision in my head looked like this.
(usually i would click on it to enlarge it )
