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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

JamesNintendoNerd <

I learned frm him alot. his dirty jokes are super funny and his content too. so if u guys are wondering why i am so ~~~~~~rmb tt this guy taught me well.
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i was out one day. jus loitering arnd with a blank mind .....
and i see this girl. dressed in super tight clothes with super over fake boobs. i couldnt stop staring. i then nudged my fren to check her out. str8 away he identified tt "girl" as a tranny.
OMG i couldnt believe what i saw. she was super fugly(k i stop using she) and i didnt fr once think of tt possibility he was a tranny, im a noob!.

i felt my hair rising when tt "dude" looked at me. i felt super disgusted

marty looking gr8 alright all dolled up.

Super gay voice= ooh i nvr felt like this in my whole life. its so gr8 ! i love u all muacks. im gonna do an implant next~ wanna try it?

Its really hard to differentiate these types of stuff. and why the hell they exist? god knows and maybe its a test? or maybe they just dont like anything external hanging out. hahahaha my bad. sorreee. Exams tmr, arif asked me to blog.

What are ur top fear list?? heres my top 5. (ive really considered to this alot, whether to blog it or not, cuz it sounds like im a pussy admitting it!)

1. Cockroach

i cant believe some asian ppl eat those crap. ugh disgusting (which leads back to the face, scroll up) . in my hse its crawling evrwhere. go away bitches dont disturb me!!!! =S

2. Bus jams. (its a hate fear thing)

some singaporeans are really impatient. the radio should not waste time arnd 7am-9am announcing where the jam is. wtf its everywher~.

(example)
Flying dutchmen= gd morning evrybody gues what?!!!
glen= what?!!!
flying dutchmen= the traffic is jam evrywhere
glen=NO FREAKing WAY, it jams evryday!
Flying dutchmen= YEAH I KNOW?!
glen= but were getting paid so lets get over with this.
Flying Dutchmen= I KNOW?!!
glen= too much coffee?

yea i think so..

lucky no.3

criticism/insults
=l

no.4
gaymen. haha this should be no.1

looking at another man turns u on?
tts sick (which leads back to the disgusted face)

no.5
Dolls =l
theyre super scarey.
the eyes keep staring at you, then they appear in ur dreams telling you to jump down!. i know super scary. scariest part ? waking up feeling warm and wet. yea i know its tt scary.

SATANS!!!

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whats wrong with miley cyrus?
performing and inspiring little kids (mre like hypnotizing) then post on the internet of herself bare naked or trying to be bare naked making weird faces.
how stupid is this? her voice sounds like an overgrown women with an annoying accent.
her stupid whore-down dance is seriously stupid, and the choreographer is a black man.. personally ive nvr seen a black guy doing the hoedown. i guess he moved on frm hood life.

miley cyrus is in every cereal packages or any made in china bottles. its super annoying~ anyone wanna assainate her? lets interrogate her and ask her where she kept her wig. tt would be easy coz shes stupid!

i think shes another lip sync er. jus like britney ! oh please dont let me start with her. old hag, i bet shes a tranny too..

Miley spotted in a hotel lobby on the way to her room.

tts her alright, forgetting to put make up.

ok tts all

Signing off -`Zamir~