Hey! sorry for nt updating for the past 2 days.. but who cares im doing it fr free so dont complain.
Urban dictionary is a freaking awsome website tt teaches u slang tt no one knows, to make urself sound cool u try it out with your friends and watch their reactions. i know..... utter rubbish, but cool in many ways too. it expands ur small minds to the world which is known as the internet!.
heres a sentence ive made up jus by browsing the 1st few pages. plus the definition below the whole text.
The other day i was
1.marathoning the series heroes and i was
2.tired high,
3.lol ( i know this is common but read the whole thing below and u know what i mean.) then after that i went facebook to 4.
twitterhea all about heroes. eventho i had 5.
carcolepsy i was awake for the whole of episode 1 thanks to redbull and caffine plus alil bit of ecstasy. i was damn
6.bale out when the streaming stop and i went to poop eventually. poop time was
7.sofa king great but heroes was even more awesome. i have 8.
VOCD while watching it, but then therapy is quite expensive. and it was my 9.
birthday too tt day! 10
.Good talk !
11......Spicey Edit.....Defenition.
1.marathoning- Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.
2.tired high-a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep
3.lol theory- The theory that the internet phrase
lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.
4.
twitterhea-Too many
twitters per hour. (google it if u dont know what it is)
5.
carcolepsy-a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help (basically u sleep alot)
6.bale out- When someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute
f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like
Christian Bale on the T4 set.
7.sofa king- A 'friendly' way to say "so
fucking".
8.
VOCD- A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).
9.
birthday- The day I came out of a vagina
10
.Good talk - A way to end a man-to-man conversation of personal feelings in a comfortable, heterosexual manner.
11......Spicey Edit.....-When telling a story to friends, you realize that the story you are telling isn't as cool as you thought it was when you first started, and decide to edit it with exaggerations or lies to make it sound more interesting.
HAHA freaking cool.
make ur own sentences with it!. on http://www.urbandictionary.com
Thnx signing off - Zamir~
