Hey its 29th aprilAND singapore finally released
x-men origins: wolverine on theaters
The amount of action it brings awed me. i cannot tahan alrdy ar!, my orgasm face was abt to explode on richard simmon's pants. ouh k, tt aside i giv a 9/10 for the movie. tho it was short, it cleared all my curosity abt wolverine and how evrything started. (i dont read the comic or watch the cartoon series, its been ages since those days)the reason x-mens even existed was the cause of wolverine's anger. k i think i spoiled too much. haha. anyways u gotta watch the movie, a fan or no fan, it wont dissapoint.
i gave a 9/10 coz the graphics at some point was abit off. but the story and evrything else was 10/10.
(i wonder if thrs mre origins, maybe gambit or will.i.am lawl. or x men 4 the return of deadpool, haha a gr8 one fr sure. )
overall.
9/10 =)
wed is a great day of the week coz of
american idol !! review time bitches
Gokey 0.0 made my eyes open big big. big big. it was a fking nice performance and gokey stormed other contestants making him my week fav . =o *mouth opens thruout*. he let it out and i was amazed (60% chance of winning AI, up by 20% since last week) gokey still keeps it humble.lambert-o evry week he's winning over the other contestants , including this week. but i thought gokey was slightly better. his performance was predictable, everyone knows he's gonna use tt ultimate vocal star power note. but still it doesnt bore me at all. he perfected the vocals part and now hes experimenting with the stage presence and he's doing gr8. (90% chance of winning AI.) lambert's confidence is one of the best. staying true and humble at all times. (hes a theatre-ish guy, maybe its an act? haha)Allison iraheta I dont get the song, i dont have any feeling when she sings. she can have brutal vocals, but i cant relate with her. her confidence is one of the things i always ponder abt. she can annoy me at times with her over-confidence. i love all the notes she nailed, and like randy said she has 9000 octaves (claps). this week was alright, she has a chance to stay but will she be better next week? (30% chance of winning AI) Allision freaks me out at time with her confidence, but what can i do? haha. staying humble is better. Matt bla bla bla bla, notice when he sings , he wasnt making his own voice? bla bla bla (hes the same evry week) (2% chance of winning AI) Matt is a great guy, jus didnt make the cut fr me. if he can do good with his falsetto and his gr8 vocals, he could probably win american idol fr sure. =)
Kris kris is very good with slow songs and i cant do anything but jus to be amazed with his performances. tho he wont play arnd notes like adam does, i prefer him that way than trying soo hard to impress audiences (matt especially). he may win, but he's fan base is kinda low, i'd vote him tho. kris sings effortlessly and hes one of the best. but sadly gokey's better this week. (70% of winning AI.) gr8 guy gr8 vocals.that sums up today. 1 mre thing, i got counseling WOOOOTT!!!!!
my attendance is 71% fr a waste time module. i will not get debarred frm that course if i attend the next 2 weeks. so lucky. debar = take the module fr another yr. -.- anyways no worries i will attend class. =B
its been awhile since ive insulted something. but if i do it alot, i wont be myself. i rather be myself than being entertaining. tho ill do it once in awhile =D.
Jonas 3d was a joke. joke. joke. no its worser than a joke its a lame joke. coz the movie wasnt funny or wasnt suppose to be called a movie. disney pfft
only people who looked like this wld watch and imagine they are feeling the 3 of dem's ( ). but infact its their own(if its a female its a dildo, if its a guy its self-explainatory). u know what i mean. yes u do. (all of the ids are based on their no.1 fansite)
UserID= Msjoejoe1982. after singing lovebug while eating nachos
UserID= TaylorHicks. Was out of inspiration (since he won american idol he was finding idols, thats why he didnt produce any album) and decided to idolize these "gods". pierced his nipple and got a sticker tattoo since then.
UserID=samantha ( doesnt have an internet to create her own ID, coz all she spent with her money was on jonas posters, thousands of time watching the same jonas movie and that wig) was on the brink of going unconsious right b4 nick jonas took off his shirt. with jonas-inspired look.
(btw i edited "i am a jonas fan", it used to be "i am a beatles fan" but whatever jonas is funnier)
Realname= Shanti lakshmi d/o mamat singh
converted name= Trish stratuss
UserID= SugarlipsonmyNick.
changed her name coz jonas bros prefer white girls than indians. and did surgeory on her skin too.
sad.. =( jonas brother, changing lives each and evryday. literally
real/fake name= Benji Madden (frm good charlotte)
UserID= Ilikeorgasmvocals
wldnt dare go to their concert without a banana. was a fan since nick jonas 15th birhtday and his parent approval that he can date girls. (getting it?)
was found scratching the turntable the other night and was very good. now we know why.
basically these types of people above are the most common (compared to the commonest theyre a minor). the commonest among all are found all over jonas.com/fans (i made it up) those fanclubs who just went thru puberty and would probably be found screaming their tiny lungs at evry concert of theirs(jonas).the only wearable bras they can wear are tight sports bras which are then are catapulted to them(jonas) for pleasure to enhance their orgasm meters. the commoner fans cldnt even pronounce jonas clearly with braces (spoilt kids escaping aft being grounded by their over-protective parents).
a movie jus based on their live performance and touring isnt a movie. shitfags.Heres a pic of too much gaysomeness in a room
my brain just exploded when i saw this. tokio brothers =D. scandals.
olryte tts all enough ranting =)
Signing off Zamir
=B
HELLO =)
Adam lamberto singing mad world, which in my honest opinion the best performance ever =B
Lamberts gonna win =B. ignoring the fact that some calling him gay. he shld win. the best american idol hands down imo. lambert shldnt be in this season but in the previous season defeating archuleta and in par with david cook or sumtimes even better.
i used to be a gokey fan but tt fan-ness in me of him faded few weeks ago. sorry =X. tho he always hit the notes i think adam can win/outshine him.kris is also one of the best + he sing a " shopping in the woman's department" song haha . the delivery frm kris is amazing. i respect himcontestants who might win over adam.kris and danny gokey. (40% chance, id up this percentage every week depending on their music choice and vocals)others?
-the fact allison was on the bottom 3 together with ANOOP n LIL ROUND, you guys know shes not gonna have a chance, tho i love her vocals(maybe 3rd?) -matt sang stayin alive. which probably he's trying to tell the whole world im stayin alive in this competition. but bullshit to that my fren. judges save was suppose to be given to scott ! (the blind dude, fyi) matt has good vocals, but compared to others hes another mediocre singer whos struggling to produce an album.haha good luck matt and allison.
ANOOP N LIL ROUND OUT! whee. u guys feel that some happiness? (not full happiness as matt aint out yet.)
HAHA who am i to say all these stuff?! lol theyre so much better than me. but everyone has opinions. =) glad u understand my fren.
Links to Mad world sang by adam-
Gary jules ver. (originally by tears for fears, but that arrangment was weird.)
Adam ver. (gary jules ver.)
u can hate me coz i prefer adam lambert. but!!!
the thing i like abt him is his (duh alert)
vocals (i wasnt refering to his gayness, fuck u all) the uniqueness, shrieking vocals, song choice are getting better each week which often caught my attention, which rarely many vocalist/ AI contestant will.
hands down adams gonna win. if he doesnt, im gonna delete this blogpost and grow my beard for 2 weeks, and make terrorist noises in the middle of changi airport. im serious. (notice the full stop after the word serious, im being serious.)
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On star world the new season of Last comic standing had jus started and guess what? im big fan!. the acts are extremely funny. tho they've picked the winner and singapore has only started 1st episode, i dont mind, its abt the laughs not the competition, whereas idol its the other way round.
god's pottery
The sarcasm and the act they bring, its soo hilarious. read that coconut head dude's shirt, Virginity rocks. haha. they're so called theme are god and being optimistic.
Interview which i laughed at-
(source frm nbc.com)
What is the worst job you have ever had?One summer we worked at the beach as lifeguard assistants (towels, whistles). And it turned out that on the weekends, sometimes the ladies would remove their tops. Oh boy.
HAHA so assume they've read the bible loads of time! so they despise naked ppl.
What is the worst question you have ever been asked in an interview? "What's so great about rainbows anyway?"
another comedian
Esther Ku
Asian!!!!
the delivery is so unexpected and when tt happens u will definitely laugh. id stare at her all day =D. but her jokes are better her looks. package my frens package.
interview(she talks alot, expect her interview to be long)
What is your worst nightmare as a comic while performing on stage? Has it happened?My worst nightmare is that I'll say something so funny that I'll start laughing at it, collapse on the floor, and won't be able to stop. It has not happened. But I have a feeling it will one day. Laughter is contagious and sometimes when the audience laughs at something I didn't expect them to laugh at it is tempting to take a vacation and laugh with them! It is also my preferred method of dying. I wouldn't want to die any other way but from laughing. And whoever tells the joke that makes me die laughing should be crowned the funniest comedian ever.
k 1 interview only. this is the shortest i can find.
thrs a contestant who made me laugh badly but he didnt even pass thru round 1.
heres his joke
when u send an sms make sure u know who ur sending it to.
i smsed my wife saying "im horny, honey"
and i waited... then marty reply back saying "what is this?"
me: it wasnt suppose for u to read it, but im horny tho
marty: ouh.... do u wan me to stop by?
me: well... how fast can u come here.
hahaha. the joke is still in my head.
one mre.
86% of female wldnt date bodybuilders
coz
86% of bodybuilders wldnt date females
huahua
and thrs another comedian, they are twins. but didnt make it that far. theyre hilarious too. the dude had a wife called mawhore. watch the show and it wnt dissapoint
on tv id eagerly wait fr these types of shows.
whose line isit anyways
simpsons
two and a half man ( jus started watching)
LCS
American idol
Ellen
thrs mre i cant think alot presently.
brit got talent is going crazy over susan boyle, and fr the 1st time simon is being a rainbow. his face was so passionate, very much like jonas brothers. u know when i talk abt jonas brother i talk abt orgasm voice n face. simon's face was tt pleased till u cld see tt orgasmness. im like wtf? during AI he's face reaction will nvr change and 99% criticising with an accent. maybe susan boyle reminded him of his childhood when mama used to bake cookies. visible nipple shirt brit.
haha
anyways i saw a vid on youtube of miley being obsessed on advertising her stupid cowdung movie. yes u guessed it hannah montanna. her
Obsessive–compulsive disorder was over the edge. the stupid childishness within her explode and blossomed. she was soo worried tt young corrupted kids wldnt watch HM. and bcam herself (which i assume tts her trueself is) during tt interview which u will scroll down and see the link. i cant stand her whiny voice and annoyed tt wtf am i wasting my time on miley cyrus. the host kept making fun of her and all she does is laugh. i pity those ppl who love her soo much, rasict bitch. only 1 word can describe her is
| brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey*, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked*, half-witted*, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless |
Synonym of stupid. tt makes one word ryte? coz everything mean the same. or u can make a new word if u see somebody being stupid. jus call he/she miley or hannah
shes on the loose
part 1part 2ok then.. too much rant too little space. Facebooking time. =D
Meanwhile CRAP TIME!.
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'.
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing along at the Opera.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Bored?
FMYquotes of the day
-The things in life are tough but who cares. what u get from being stress and sad abt it?
"cut ties with all the lies that u've been living in".
-"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison."The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford. oryte thats all thnx fr reading my up to date longest(+useless content) blogspot
Signing off
Zamir!~
=D
32nd blogpost and a comeback with a #KAPOW#
Aloha! =)
reason ive not been updating?
working~
dont get me wrong i love blogging. jus that its super exhausting after that.
reason why im updating today instead of sum other days?
coz finally i can use the comp =B! and
mr mayoega asked me to update.
Updates on my life. (id start crapping when i get a brand new laptop):
- Addicted and jus started watching simpsons series. (thrs 20 seasons.. so where do i start? help)- abit richer (cz of work) , but it will all go down the drain after a few days. =s- did 60 situps in 2 days time. not 60-60. but 30-30 and then stopped coz the ache is unbearable. - have reduced eating (yays)
- learned to be more positive and make every experience a laughing one. =) have becomed less sensitive! and the fact that ive changed to this new lifestyle, makes me accept who i am mre !
- sleep 12am is considered early. 2am is typical and 4am is normal. im dead when sch reopens.
- prefers ballad, slow rock and instrumental-ish music more than before.
- made a promise to study hard and enter poly without going higher nitec.- still hate jonas brothers.- knows that he will suffer during NS- Likes/favs the song Jumper by Third eye blind (currently)ok tts abt all i can think of. and the rest is personal. fk off kaypoh ppl! dont care abt my personal stuff laaaaaa. haha. i dont like writing stuff that are personal. it will make the reader confused all over(only those related to the blogpost will understand, imo). i like to share my experience to a certain extend, nothing long and boring. =) thats just me. za-me-r.
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raise your hand if u like getting rick roll'ed.
i see a martian, a hobo and pamela anderson.
please if youre reading this. rick rolling ppl is not cool. but rick astley is cool tho, dont get me wrong.
its like smearing melted cheese on a clowns face. or its like kicking a gnome on everybodys lawn and placing it back to its original position. or its like chasing an eagle who took ur pie when ur having picnic. or its like digging for gold in singapore's field.u get my point. its pointless, stupid and pointlesstocity. to say something twice u gotta say it again with style.
case close
poor dude
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this happened last weeki was on my way riding up an escalator after alighting from a bus and this beer potential looking heavy smoker voiced apek saw me from far. i stared back, he smiled and i get this micheal jackson feeling.unkerl- boy u got one lollar i wan to take bus
zamew- sorry uncle no money (standing on the escalator steps, and of course money minded uncle followed me)
unkearl- boy boy. i lever bring money, all my maley lost ar. wallet all (me staring at his pocket notices his huge wallet)zamew- aiya... (took out a dollar and passing it to him)
ungirl- chenk you boy. aiya boy u see la i mus go down again.
zamew- mmm....i bet the reason why im the victim was tt i look super selenger. isit so? i dunno arr!!! $1 !??!?!?!! hahah overreacting moude!!
unkerl
unkearl
ungirl
uncurl
ungal
ungerl
jackkderek(zamir busted seyy insult insult ppl.)
im not you. =)
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(more like me getting owned by uncle..)
ok celebs i think are uglyamy winehouse (25!? and wtf)
madonna (30 yrs ago shes a beauty queen, no its jus saggy flappy skin. ur rotting!)
paris hilton (lol)
celebs i think are not worth to be labeled as celebsparis hilton (lol)
amy winehouse ( hahahaha)
perez hilton (bitch gay fag)
lil wayne ( whats up with the genre mix? annoyingcore)
celebs are not suppose to be so popular right nowrick astley (sorry, internet fags are evrywhere.)
ok la penat ar~~~~~!!!!,
sorry fr not updating for like weeks. =l
thnx for reading my blog
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signing off zamir =)
