HELLO =)
Adam lamberto singing mad world, which in my honest opinion the best performance ever =B
Lamberts gonna win =B. ignoring the fact that some calling him gay. he shld win. the best american idol hands down imo. lambert shldnt be in this season but in the previous season defeating archuleta and in par with david cook or sumtimes even better.
i used to be a gokey fan but tt fan-ness in me of him faded few weeks ago. sorry =X. tho he always hit the notes i think adam can win/outshine him.kris is also one of the best + he sing a " shopping in the woman's department" song haha . the delivery frm kris is amazing. i respect himcontestants who might win over adam.kris and danny gokey. (40% chance, id up this percentage every week depending on their music choice and vocals)others?
-the fact allison was on the bottom 3 together with ANOOP n LIL ROUND, you guys know shes not gonna have a chance, tho i love her vocals(maybe 3rd?) -matt sang stayin alive. which probably he's trying to tell the whole world im stayin alive in this competition. but bullshit to that my fren. judges save was suppose to be given to scott ! (the blind dude, fyi) matt has good vocals, but compared to others hes another mediocre singer whos struggling to produce an album.haha good luck matt and allison.
ANOOP N LIL ROUND OUT! whee. u guys feel that some happiness? (not full happiness as matt aint out yet.)
HAHA who am i to say all these stuff?! lol theyre so much better than me. but everyone has opinions. =) glad u understand my fren.
Links to Mad world sang by adam-
Gary jules ver. (originally by tears for fears, but that arrangment was weird.)
Adam ver. (gary jules ver.)
u can hate me coz i prefer adam lambert. but!!!
the thing i like abt him is his (duh alert)
vocals (i wasnt refering to his gayness, fuck u all) the uniqueness, shrieking vocals, song choice are getting better each week which often caught my attention, which rarely many vocalist/ AI contestant will.
hands down adams gonna win. if he doesnt, im gonna delete this blogpost and grow my beard for 2 weeks, and make terrorist noises in the middle of changi airport. im serious. (notice the full stop after the word serious, im being serious.)
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On star world the new season of Last comic standing had jus started and guess what? im big fan!. the acts are extremely funny. tho they've picked the winner and singapore has only started 1st episode, i dont mind, its abt the laughs not the competition, whereas idol its the other way round.
god's pottery
The sarcasm and the act they bring, its soo hilarious. read that coconut head dude's shirt, Virginity rocks. haha. they're so called theme are god and being optimistic.
Interview which i laughed at-
(source frm nbc.com)
What is the worst job you have ever had?One summer we worked at the beach as lifeguard assistants (towels, whistles). And it turned out that on the weekends, sometimes the ladies would remove their tops. Oh boy.
HAHA so assume they've read the bible loads of time! so they despise naked ppl.
What is the worst question you have ever been asked in an interview? "What's so great about rainbows anyway?"
another comedian
Esther Ku
Asian!!!!
the delivery is so unexpected and when tt happens u will definitely laugh. id stare at her all day =D. but her jokes are better her looks. package my frens package.
interview(she talks alot, expect her interview to be long)
What is your worst nightmare as a comic while performing on stage? Has it happened?My worst nightmare is that I'll say something so funny that I'll start laughing at it, collapse on the floor, and won't be able to stop. It has not happened. But I have a feeling it will one day. Laughter is contagious and sometimes when the audience laughs at something I didn't expect them to laugh at it is tempting to take a vacation and laugh with them! It is also my preferred method of dying. I wouldn't want to die any other way but from laughing. And whoever tells the joke that makes me die laughing should be crowned the funniest comedian ever.
k 1 interview only. this is the shortest i can find.
thrs a contestant who made me laugh badly but he didnt even pass thru round 1.
heres his joke
when u send an sms make sure u know who ur sending it to.
i smsed my wife saying "im horny, honey"
and i waited... then marty reply back saying "what is this?"
me: it wasnt suppose for u to read it, but im horny tho
marty: ouh.... do u wan me to stop by?
me: well... how fast can u come here.
hahaha. the joke is still in my head.
one mre.
86% of female wldnt date bodybuilders
coz
86% of bodybuilders wldnt date females
huahua
and thrs another comedian, they are twins. but didnt make it that far. theyre hilarious too. the dude had a wife called mawhore. watch the show and it wnt dissapoint
on tv id eagerly wait fr these types of shows.
whose line isit anyways
simpsons
two and a half man ( jus started watching)
LCS
American idol
Ellen
thrs mre i cant think alot presently.
brit got talent is going crazy over susan boyle, and fr the 1st time simon is being a rainbow. his face was so passionate, very much like jonas brothers. u know when i talk abt jonas brother i talk abt orgasm voice n face. simon's face was tt pleased till u cld see tt orgasmness. im like wtf? during AI he's face reaction will nvr change and 99% criticising with an accent. maybe susan boyle reminded him of his childhood when mama used to bake cookies. visible nipple shirt brit.
haha
anyways i saw a vid on youtube of miley being obsessed on advertising her stupid cowdung movie. yes u guessed it hannah montanna. her
Obsessive–compulsive disorder was over the edge. the stupid childishness within her explode and blossomed. she was soo worried tt young corrupted kids wldnt watch HM. and bcam herself (which i assume tts her trueself is) during tt interview which u will scroll down and see the link. i cant stand her whiny voice and annoyed tt wtf am i wasting my time on miley cyrus. the host kept making fun of her and all she does is laugh. i pity those ppl who love her soo much, rasict bitch. only 1 word can describe her is
| brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey*, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked*, half-witted*, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless |
Synonym of stupid. tt makes one word ryte? coz everything mean the same. or u can make a new word if u see somebody being stupid. jus call he/she miley or hannah
shes on the loose
part 1part 2ok then.. too much rant too little space. Facebooking time. =D
Meanwhile CRAP TIME!.
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'.
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing along at the Opera.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Bored?
FMYquotes of the day
-The things in life are tough but who cares. what u get from being stress and sad abt it?
"cut ties with all the lies that u've been living in".
-"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison."The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford. oryte thats all thnx fr reading my up to date longest(+useless content) blogspot
Signing off
Zamir!~
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