The life & rainbows of the jonas in text form.
(note: if u havent read episode 1 and 2. please scroll down)
*intro song = burnin' up*previously on
LRJITFkevin jonas
as we know now is missing a kidney. mickey did it again and now the brothers are out to save him and destroy the evil one. what will they do ? what kind of music will they produce? who killed who? qns soon to be answered !. stay tune..
episode 3 (big rob's secret lair.) (aft a live concert)
Nick: umm... joe, do u realise the one who is playing guitars isnt kevin?
joe: and i shld care because? anyways nick can u answer the phone for me im kinda bz with da ladies.
nick picks up the phone
nick: hello jonas residence
unknown: HELP?! ur brother kevin is in grave danger and u guys need to rescue him!!
nick: but im a musician
unknown hangs up the phone
nick was puzzled as to why his *taco was cold and then he tried to think what tt unknown person was talking abt.
FINALLY he realise tt unknown person was talking abt his brother. nick jonas quickly showered and rushed fr his interviews and so on..
aft he went home arnd 00:00 hrs, which in kiddie hrs he was dead sleeping.
and then the next day.
*kring!~~~*
nick: hello jonas residence
unknown: u pathetic basterd! what did i told u yesterday?
nick: umm.. please update my twitter for mre publicity?
unknown: u fag, kevin ur freeking brother is in danger!nick: hey!! u know abt my brother's danger and yet u wont tell me whats going on. im a bz kid u know that!?!?!
unknown hangs up the phone.
nick was puzzled by the color of his socks tt are not matching.
nick spoke with joe again trying to convince him to go on an adventure to rescue their eldest brother.
nick was successful and joe followed with a condition. he gets to be the leader.
so they went to the secret underground liar. somewhere located near mexico to meet with big rob 
*big rob ^^
underground lair^^Big rob: so what the shizz homs.
nick and joe(stammering and not in sync): kevin is missing.
big rob: woah woah my homs with the big afro is gone fo real?
N&J: (both speaking differently and too hard to decode fr big rob)
nick: stop talking on the phone joe, u and taylor swift are history stop whining so much to the new bitch of urs
joe: fk u nick, atleast mine is mre hotter than ur whores.
nick: wtf is wrong with u dumbhead. my ex is miley! dude shes hannah montanna!
joe: o yea.. *disconnect phone and threw it in the sewer*
*snores*
nick: rob...
joe: wake up rob..
*PB&J steals the key and quickly take the ride and continues their journey.
so far no one has any clues on the whereabouts of kevin jonas. even nick is jus riding the sweet looking ferari with a taxi sign on the hood as a disguise, coz he thinks its cool. stay tune as this continues and dont get ur hopes high. u might end up attempting suicide.
*kid eagerly waits fr episode 4*
more episode tmr
cya~
references:
PB&J (peanut butter and jelly)
-a gr8 combination for ur breakfast
-refers to the brothers
big rob
-rapper in the song burnin up
-slightly overweight
-bodyguard
taco
-irrelevant
-mexican
-spicy at times
the story posted isnt real. please help the needy =D
hey everybody (by evrybody i mean.. arif audadi muiz brandon faidzal yah amal and the regular readers of my blog)
haha tts abt 5-10 ppl only tt i assume knows tt my blog exist.
i shld blame myself fr not updating. haha. sorry laaaa! dont pedo on me people haha.
so quick updatess.
14 july. today
28 june. last updated. lemme see what ive been doing lately.
ouh yea!.
work work work. not tt hardworking as muiz but still i did a pretty fair amnt of work. and its as tiring as lifting a rock fr hours. (mre like pebbles but still if u lift pebbles fr hours ur leg will give u warnings)
ahaha
and school started. WOOHOO mre COUNTER-STRIKE time with the class mates!
and ive started to appreciate MJ songs even more now. =D *hee hee*
and i can do the moon walk better than
jamie foxx. hahahaha
nah not really. bwahaha
see how the pro does it!
mj moonwalkand lately ive been having tough luck... >=(
stayed positive.. dont worry i wont attempt suicide.
=l
and yea!
ive watched transformer 2 on the 24th of june(or sumwhere thr) with arif n his bro n faidzal n some other guy i cant rmb. (ke tk nk ingat, haahha im evill!) its an awesome movie and i didnt watch part 1 yet. hahaha. and thnx again to arif. if it wasnt fr him i wldnt have seen megan fox on such a huge screen. 0.0
facebook has taken over the internet dont u think?
im super hooked on it right now. the quizzes nvr cease to amaze me. i cant stop taking it and its like morphine~. yeahh brutal..
and some of the quizzes people take are only fr self-motivation
"what will u be in 5 yrs time"
results = pilot
what if its a hobo taking the quiz? (assume the hobo has an iphone with an internet connection, jus assume, i know its impossible, jus try =D)
the hobo wld be like. "HEY! i can continue sleeping 5 mre years and ill be a pilot by then! (*drops his last tooth while saying pilot*)"
haha people are so gullible and curious.
and im so hypocrite.
HOHOHO.
haha ive been taking quiz like who is ur female celeb gf.. and results hayley william!?!
*open eyes big* and then realise "o yea im on facebook".
and ive been visiting
omegleits a "random chatting service" website. where they jus connect u with sumone whos online. 75% weirdos
and most.? pervertic people or emo girls
i consider myself a random guy in evry chat room (so u can assume im the 75%)
haha. id be a racist in one room and another room ill be pedo and another one i wld be zamir.
ITS SUPER FUN! when u gt nothing to do when ur teacher is whining abt wireless tingy.
hey wait a minute.. isnt tt impt fr my future. o shyt. haha
~wtf section~
alert is high fr swine flu! and all of us ite simei student "have to wear our landyard evryday and bring a thermometer"
my thermometer is super damaged and lucky me i have "who cares i jus wan my pay" teachers.
i jus put up a drama and test my temperature with my hand and say 36.6. yea! brutal shizzz
still dont get why ONLY ite simei needs to wear landyards.
~wtf section~ (2)
new jonas brothers album are out!!! (hears echo of screaming girls in the head)
yea.. self-explanatory dickheads
(part where i bcom ultimately angry and put words in their mouth fr entertainment purposes)
"i hope we get inducted into the rock hall of fames, tts where fallout boys and britney spears are right?"
"my mature album wld make girls arnd 18-22 go orgasm fr our music and we can collect their bras wooo and hopefully make them wear a purity ring! yes!!!! mickey's plan is progressing!!!! we successfully tackled 12-17 with our (old album name). im very excite joe!!!!"
"by our next album we can alrdy grow a full beard with a spanish looking moustache! im soo excitedd!!!"
"WOOO we made a better album than tt stick figure looking barbie doll (taylor swift)."
if fr once they think they can beat taylor swift they deserve a chuck norris roundhouse kick. booyaa
The life & rainbows of the jonas in text form.episode 1 (introduction)
kevin: hey dudes my guitar is improving. not skills just the looks, BOOYA!! gotcha nick
nick: gtfo kevin ur afro is on my dinner
joe: *orgasm sounds*
episode 2 (the mystery)
-rehearsing the song S.O.S-
kevin: umm can i change the guitar parts?
mickey mouse: no
kevin: but why not!?
*Headline news*
kevin jonas missing!?!??!
Halfway a constant fan watching the 3d concert.
*screen goes blank*
(aft a few seconds of silence.. the song eye of the tiger comes out super loud.)
every one in the theaters was surprized as soon as they saw kevin jonas.
his face was covered with bruises and scars, his left eye was super swollen.
and then a laugh so evil and so annoying overtook the sound of the kickass eye of the tiger riffs.
a laugh so familiar but nobody in the theaters cld recognize (mainly coz alot of people in the theaters are blonds)
sumone's annoying gay voice:
HAHAHAHAHA i have kevin jonas with me (at this point most girls are crying and fainting)
u girls like kevin jonas right?!?!?! *lights shut down* followed by some noise which may involve metal and skeletons hitting each other for 10 secs. *lights magically reappears*
kevin jonas lying on the ground unconscious with the song "look me in the eyes" playing at the back.
fans were puzzled. not because of why kevin was lying on the floor but why "look me in the eyes".
the chattering in the crowd continues.
without any warning
sumone's annoying gay voice:
SHUT UP!! i cldnt find a good song to fit the mood damn it!
fk that!!! the point is! kevin jonas u see here !!. cldnt produce me good money!!
so i have to choose plan B if plan A doesnt work.!
u see girls.. i created these machines to generate 1. money 2. girls 3. a better land than MJ's neverland! disney land!!!!
a person in the crowd:
hey isnt tt
isnt tt
isnt tt!!!
THATS MICHAEL JACKSON!
another person with a man voice:
no bimbo its mickey mouse !
mickey mouse:
BWHAAHA i didnt know u people can find out who i am!
nvm tt...i still got my money!!!!!
and FYI plan b is selling their kidneys to thailand black market.
BWAHAHA these people do know hw much i want HOHOHO
im sure i made waltz disney soo proud!!.
a sad song on the background comes fading in. credits.. (probably look me in the eyes, love bug dont suit the mood)
~ the end of episode 2~
ok i wanna sleep too much story telling makes me sleepy byeee
Signing off~
