Wish You Would Step Back From That Ledge My Friend =)

cont..

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The life & rainbows of the jonas in text form.

(note: if u havent read episode 1 and 2. please scroll down)
*intro song = burnin' up*
previously on LRJITF
kevin jonas as we know now is missing a kidney. mickey did it again and now the brothers are out to save him and destroy the evil one. what will they do ? what kind of music will they produce? who killed who? qns soon to be answered !. stay tune..

episode 3 (big rob's secret lair.) (aft a live concert)
Nick: umm... joe, do u realise the one who is playing guitars isnt kevin?
joe: and i shld care because? anyways nick can u answer the phone for me im kinda bz with da ladies.

nick picks up the phone
nick: hello jonas residence
unknown: HELP?! ur brother kevin is in grave danger and u guys need to rescue him!!
nick: but im a musician
unknown hangs up the phone

nick was puzzled as to why his *taco was cold and then he tried to think what tt unknown person was talking abt.

FINALLY he realise tt unknown person was talking abt his brother. nick jonas quickly showered and rushed fr his interviews and so on..

aft he went home arnd 00:00 hrs, which in kiddie hrs he was dead sleeping.
and then the next day.
*kring!~~~*

nick: hello jonas residence
unknown: u pathetic basterd! what did i told u yesterday?
nick: umm.. please update my twitter for mre publicity?
unknown: u fag, kevin ur freeking brother is in danger!
nick: hey!! u know abt my brother's danger and yet u wont tell me whats going on. im a bz kid u know that!?!?!
unknown hangs up the phone.

nick was puzzled by the color of his socks tt are not matching.

nick spoke with joe again trying to convince him to go on an adventure to rescue their eldest brother.
nick was successful and joe followed with a condition. he gets to be the leader.

so they went to the secret underground liar. somewhere located near mexico to meet with big rob

*big rob ^^

underground lair^^

Big rob: so what the shizz homs.
nick and joe(stammering and not in sync): kevin is missing.
big rob: woah woah my homs with the big afro is gone fo real?
N&J: (both speaking differently and too hard to decode fr big rob)
nick: stop talking on the phone joe, u and taylor swift are history stop whining so much to the new bitch of urs
joe: fk u nick, atleast mine is mre hotter than ur whores.
nick: wtf is wrong with u dumbhead. my ex is miley! dude shes hannah montanna!
joe: o yea.. *disconnect phone and threw it in the sewer*

*snores*
nick: rob...
joe: wake up rob..

*PB&J steals the key and quickly take the ride and continues their journey.

so far no one has any clues on the whereabouts of kevin jonas. even nick is jus riding the sweet looking ferari with a taxi sign on the hood as a disguise, coz he thinks its cool. stay tune as this continues and dont get ur hopes high. u might end up attempting suicide.

*kid eagerly waits fr episode 4*

more episode tmr
cya~

references:
PB&J (peanut butter and jelly)
-a gr8 combination for ur breakfast
-refers to the brothers

big rob
-rapper in the song burnin up
-slightly overweight
-bodyguard

taco
-irrelevant
-mexican
-spicy at times

the story posted isnt real. please help the needy =D